Okay, okay.... so I went to go pick up some food today. I was wandering through produce and saw a rack of... well, really rotten looking fruit. I said to myself, "Holy crap! Can they seriously Sell fruit like that?!".
Of course, my natural curiosity led me to take a closer look. "Ugli Fruit" is what the sign said. I looked over them. Some were green, some were yellow, some had blotches...and they all had a huge dent in the bottom. I decided to pick one up...

This is MY ugli fruit. I figured since there were yellow AND green ones, I'd pick one with both so that it would be at least halfway ripe.
I then cut into the leathery fruit. It had very thick skin. I wondered what color it would be inside... yellow? blue? *shudder* brown?

Oh. It's orange. I guess that's okay. Smells like Citrus.
I then pondered eating a slice. I gave the slice a look of curiosity.

Well, it looks more like a glare of rage. I was trying to do the raise-the-eyebrow look. I guess I look pissed when I do that.
It was good. Tasted like an orange, but a little softer. Very squishy and juicy, and easy to separate from the peel. I was pleased. It was a lot easier than eating an orange, where I always end up with shreds of peel, seeds on my face, sticky fingers, and an unsatisfied appetite.
Mmmm... Doesn't taste as ugli as it looks.
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Of course, my natural curiosity led me to take a closer look. "Ugli Fruit" is what the sign said. I looked over them. Some were green, some were yellow, some had blotches...and they all had a huge dent in the bottom. I decided to pick one up...

This is MY ugli fruit. I figured since there were yellow AND green ones, I'd pick one with both so that it would be at least halfway ripe.
I then cut into the leathery fruit. It had very thick skin. I wondered what color it would be inside... yellow? blue? *shudder* brown?

Oh. It's orange. I guess that's okay. Smells like Citrus.
I then pondered eating a slice. I gave the slice a look of curiosity.

Well, it looks more like a glare of rage. I was trying to do the raise-the-eyebrow look. I guess I look pissed when I do that.
It was good. Tasted like an orange, but a little softer. Very squishy and juicy, and easy to separate from the peel. I was pleased. It was a lot easier than eating an orange, where I always end up with shreds of peel, seeds on my face, sticky fingers, and an unsatisfied appetite.
Mmmm... Doesn't taste as ugli as it looks.
.- Mood:
cheerful - Music:Impression That I Get ~ The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

